Keyboard Cat: The Real CEO of Your Work From Home Life
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Forget Elon Musk or Oprah. The true power players of the work-from-home world are sitting on your desk, shedding on your keyboard, and silently judging your snack choices. Yesâyour cat is the real CEO of your home office. đŸ
Morning Meetings = Breakfast Demands
Who needs a 9 a.m. Zoom call when your cat insists on a daily âstand-upâ (literally standing on your chest) until the breakfast agenda is fulfilled? Their management style may be aggressive, but hey, productivity spikes once kibble is served.
Office Chair? More Like Throne.
Letâs be honest: that ergonomic chair you splurged on? It wasnât for you. It was for your feline overlord to claim during âimportant strategy sessionsâ (aka their fourth nap of the day). Hope you like typing while perched on the edge of the seat.
The Keyboard Is the Power Desk
Forget corporate corner offices. The true corner suite is smack in the middle of your keyboard, preferably during your most time-sensitive emails. Itâs less âblocking progressâ and more âreminding you whoâs in charge.â
Lunch Break Surveillance
Sandwich? Salad? Leftover lasagna? Doesnât matterâyour CEO is watching closely, making sure company snacks meet strict quality standards (a.k.a. giving you The Stare until you share a bite).
Work-Life Balance, Cat Style
Cats excel at enforcing boundariesâusually by walking across your laptop and âaccidentallyâ hitting send before youâve finished your email. Consider it a lesson in delegation and knowing when to clock out.
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At the end of the day, you may think youâre running the show, but the whiskered executive on your desk knows better. After all, the one signing off on your deadlines is the same one shredding your curtains.

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